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Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
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Don’t lie to your doctor about being a hoe
For real though, they’re just there to make sure your hoe ass can keep on hoeing. Tell them you’re a hoe. They’ll help you become a HEALTHY hoe.
Reblogging. Untreated STDs can kill you. And not just HIV. Shit like chlamydia can cause full blown sepsis.
Remember kids, if you’re gonna hoe, hoe responsibly.
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